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I don't know why I'm asking him whether he liked the pint. He didn't get it anyway. Staff at Bash is to number in invites. You're not a slave, get me out of here.

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Let's have a look at this now. Covid-19. The number of people allowed to attend indoor weddings must include all venue staff that emerged yesterday. That's a turn up of the books.

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Couples waiting to try the knot were given a boast on Friday when the Department of Health said 50 people were allowed at indoor gatherings in phase 3 from June 29.

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You're allowed 50 people now.

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I want to be awful wary as well about letting people in because the acceleration. There's a lot of acceleration with the mass gatherings like.

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I seen Donald Trump there last night. He was going bananas.

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Andy the fork, thank you very much.

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They play some great punk.

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Ciaran McDermott Jamie O'Hare thank you very much.

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Tell me now if if Jimmy Hendrickson starts playing the music here.

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Because we have only one song.

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I have only one song.

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Oh, Daniel Carolyn, thank you very much. Turn it up, I can't turn it up, as long as it registers, that's the main thing.

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Great stuff, great stuff, Watchtower, Quib, how are you, Baked, Shure, Baz, 016 Point, Hedder, Super Radial Beardsman, MEP, thank you very much for tuning in, lads, I hope you're doing well. So the weddings are back on anyway.

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There's hope, hope yet for the pints as well in the pub. Publicans are hoping the 105 minute time limit, it's going to be a smash and grab lads, smash and grab.

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We're already coming up with different ways of doing the 105 minutes and I was down the arts and crafts and fecking costume shop.

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So I've got something, I've got something rigged up, like you know what, involves a fake mustache, which will rest hopefully on top of my own mustache.

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Actually, f*** that, that won't work. After buying the f***ing false mustache as well, I forgot about that now.

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Unless I shave, unless I bring a f***ing, a razor or one of those wall, you can get one of those wall f***ing buzzer yokes from TK Maxx.

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I was in TK Maxx the other day looking for shoes. And they had the shavers. 15 euro for the sh- or 12.50 or something. If I could shave that, then, how would I grow back my f***ing mustache when the 105 minutes runs up on my previous disguise?

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Also, if I've had 105 minutes, am I allowed back into the f***ing establishment?

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See, these are the things you need to iron out. Get f***ing, get the homework done lads.

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Because it's coming round the corner and it's coming fast. You don't want to be left out outside the pub. Kicked out. After what?

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Two scoops. Three scoops. Three if you're lucky. Four.

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Loopholes, yeah, Desmond Gellar.

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I don't know where Multy's gone now.

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Might have gone for an old tinkle or something.

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Bozman, thank you very much.

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Aliens have invaded Wexford.

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Robbo Duke.

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Thank you very much.

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This here is now Robbo Duke.

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Thanks for always brightening up my day here in New Jersey.

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I can't wait to see you back behind the wheel and pedals.

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Yep, I'm looking forward to that.

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That'll be phase three as well, Des.

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The bus will be back on the tarmac then.

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The road will not know what hit it.

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Hey, and even a few of the pedestrians.

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I'm only messing.

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All of that stuff that happened before was a mistake.

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Didn't mean it.

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I'm fucking living.

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That's something I'm living with every night.

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Falch Island published the guidelines around the reopening of barrels serving food that will see the time limit brought in and also contact tracing and pre-booking system.

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Currently the limit when Boozers reopen will be in place for only three weeks.

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But it is hoped it could be accelerated if progress is made.

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Well, we're living on a knife-like.

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Well, we're living on a knife-edge.

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Living on a knife-edge.

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Robbo Duke, thank you very much.

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As well as Steph.

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Speed thread, someone's saying.

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Mind you don't get got for showing too much of the back page.

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Jesus Christ, didn't know that.

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That's a good job now that it's not...

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Remember back in the day when it was proper...

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It was everything.

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It was everything.

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There was a lot showing anyway.

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You're a celeb.

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I'm fucking bored with that COVID story on the other side.

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I might just face and...

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I might see what's on this side of the page now.

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Show in van on Star's families.

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You're not a celeb.

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Get out of here.

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I'm a celeb.

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Bosses are to stop flying Star's friends and family to the jungle.

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Now.

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We're into the real news now.

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Fect the fucking COVID.

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First time it won't be splashing out...

256
00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,980
110,000 euro to fly family members.

257
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:00,560
Are you serious?

258
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,320
Keep them at home.

259
00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:05,040
That's what you need the family members for.

260
00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:07,660
They're not going to be on the telly.

261
00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,980
Are they there when they come out...

262
00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:11,400
The fucking jungle with Ant and Dick?

263
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,100
I can't remember having the family...

264
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:14,920
And they'll ruin it.

265
00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:16,480
They'll ruin the flow.

266
00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:22,360
I've seen a great...

267
00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,360
I'm a celebrity.

268
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,360
I had there one time...

269
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,340
And there was a fellow who had to eat a kangaroo.

270
00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,940
Either a kangaroo...

271
00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:36,260
I can't remember if it was a kangaroo's bollock.

272
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,400
Or a rat's eyelid.

273
00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,660
Or was it a fucking snail shell?

274
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,420
He had to do a fucking shot of snail slime.

275
00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:51,840
And then he had to lick the back of a slug.

276
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:53,520
Oh, it was mighty.

277
00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:55,900
He got sick.

278
00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:57,340
He got sick.

279
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,460
Tell you what would be a good fucking bush tucker challenge.

280
00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,860
Having to drink two pints out in the midsummer's evening.

281
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,320
With the light blaring on you.

282
00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:09,120
While you get fucking slowly eaten alive by midges.

283
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,400
An idea...

284
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,400
From an ill-conceived...

285
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,480
Live stream.

286
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:24,400
Any...

287
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,400
If there's any...

288
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,400
Resolution or camera hounds out there...

289
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,540
Can you tell me if I'm in or out of focus?

290
00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:34,560
I think the pints and the crisps are.

291
00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:35,240
But...

292
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,180
Not sure about the...

293
00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:37,100
The visage.

294
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,320
Get this man some deet.

295
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:43,680
Oh, hell man.

296
00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:46,460
I need more than deet.

297
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,000
Look, we need a flamethrower.

298
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:51,440
Mid...

299
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,060
Midget...

300
00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:52,740
Midget stream.

301
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,900
Have you ever seen a fucking midget stream?

302
00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:58,500
It's not mighty.

303
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:06,300
The visage is on focus.

304
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,040
Thank you very much.

305
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,220
Smell of brute in the air.

306
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,380
We've got the Smell of vision.

307
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,820
Just let me just fucking sit back here and have these.

308
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,400
Read the paper, Mike.

309
00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:25,380
You'd be...

310
00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:27,560
You'd be hard-pressed to find a bit of good news.

311
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:31,180
The only good news they had was the I'm a celebrity relative.

312
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,560
And is that even good news?

313
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,560
For the relatives, it's bad, but...

314
00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:38,900
Who cares?

315
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,900
Saw Midget stream once in the depths of the dark web.

316
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,040
Grim stuff, says German.

317
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,380
There's too much confusion.

318
00:13:55,380 --> 00:14:00,900
I imagine Tommy smells like leather and magic trees.

319
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,640
Gridrain 741.

320
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,640
Thank you very much.

321
00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:10,220
Bring a second hat.

322
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:10,860
Job done.

323
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,760
You can feed Muttman a chipstick.

324
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:13,980
Please.

325
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,500
I already did there now, Gridrain.

326
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:17,940
But, um...

327
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,740
Sure, he could be back at any moment.

328
00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:21,780
You never know with that lad.

329
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:22,160
He's...

330
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,120
He's a mystery beast.

331
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,220
He's a fucking mystery beast.

332
00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:30,080
Leo Zamore for my own.

333
00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:33,220
Not Leo Veracca.

334
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:33,940
It's another...

335
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,920
Leo DiCaprio is after the new...

336
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,120
He's got a new model...

337
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:37,840
Girlfriend.

338
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:41,600
Argentinian.

339
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,440
Leo, uh...

340
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,140
DiCaprio.

341
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:47,680
And then the old Titanic.

342
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,340
Jesus Christ.

343
00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,160
Bad news.

344
00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:58,660
Green Seer had party members penned letterage and rejection of deal.

345
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,640
I don't know what the greens are going to be at.

346
00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:05,360
I don't think they're really going to have any, uh...

347
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,320
Shway like, you know.

348
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,880
It's all the Feen of Fall, Feen of Gale, lads.

349
00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:16,420
They probably think, like, you know, they're just there to nick the numbers of those green boys.

350
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:18,760
Now we can cut the green.

351
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,420
We're the lawnmower and they're the grass.

352
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:21,820
That's what they're thinking is there.

353
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,800
Maura's weekend lockdown with Love Isle Pal.

354
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:27,400
See this now?

355
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,580
Maura Higgins is after you.

356
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:33,820
Love Island pals Maura Higgins and Chris Taylor enjoyed a cozy weekend.

357
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,480
Locked down at her house.

358
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,480
Chris left on Monday.

359
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,900
In the same clothes he had worn two days earlier.

360
00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:46,400
I wonder who has the gig of spying on people.

361
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,500
And how is it legal?

362
00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:54,980
I mean, they gathered the information.

363
00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,700
Unless these lads are fucking telling you what their business is.

364
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,820
It wouldn't surprise me as well.

365
00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,840
They'd probably want to be in the papers.

366
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,480
That's Chris there with the...

367
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,400
He's got a nice cow.

368
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,120
It's a Mercedes.

369
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:09,540
And that's Maura.

370
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,740
You might know her or you might not.

371
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,480
An onlooker said Chris looked bleary eyed.

372
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,720
But he definitely had a spring in his step.

373
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:27,920
He's a scratch.

374
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,020
Some crack, huh?

375
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,060
He skipped to the cow.

376
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:35,720
Says.

377
00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:40,600
The pair's closeness has had coached ours buzzing for months.

378
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:41,780
Last Saturday.

379
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,200
They met pals Jordan Haynes.

380
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:45,940
Michael Griffiths.

381
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:46,860
And Danny Williams.

382
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,020
At Sheesh Restaurant.

383
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:50,740
In Essex.

384
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:52,360
Imagine that.

385
00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:55,880
That's the fucking lifestyle, isn't it?

386
00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:56,580
Sheesh.

387
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:57,820
Sheesh kebab.

388
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,000
Maura and Chris are both 29 years of age.

389
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,060
And they left in his Mercedes.

390
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,540
And headed to her flat afterwards.

391
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,820
It's just a rundown of people's lives.

392
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:14,260
So, I mean.

393
00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:16,480
Fair play to the guy who did the spying.

394
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:17,720
Or journalism.

395
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:22,220
I suppose those terms are interchangeable.

396
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,600
I wish my fucking face was interchangeable.

397
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,940
It's been absolutely mauled.

398
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:31,420
By a gang of miniature flies.

399
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,400
If you don't know what the midges are.

400
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:34,880
Didn't you?

401
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,000
Come off the waist.

402
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:36,720
Come off the waist.

403
00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:38,620
With a flashlight on your head.

404
00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,040
I fucking know about it.

405
00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:47,220
There must be some kind of way out of here.

406
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:48,360
Oh.

407
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:50,720
Not too bad.

408
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,040
I wonder.

409
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,780
She wouldn't know where fucking multi I've got to.

410
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,320
Get a candle.

411
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:01,940
Midge hacks.

412
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,580
Thank you very much.

413
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:04,180
Midge hacks.

414
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:04,760
It's a midgi.

415
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,480
A midgi hack.

416
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,560
We've got a midgi hack.

417
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,840
The midgi hack is thus.

418
00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,820
Get yourself a citronella candle.

419
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:15,360
Get rid of the little flies.

420
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:21,300
Doomsday picnic.

421
00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:21,840
How are you?

422
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,960
Thank you very much for your tip.

423
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,900
And amazing artwork as well.

424
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:29,360
Which inspires a lot of fucking streams.

425
00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:33,660
And always brings a smile to the face.

426
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:34,720
Thanks for that.

427
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,180
Get away from the midges you say.

428
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:36,580
Well.

429
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:39,340
There's nothing I can do.

430
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,080
We've got another can.

431
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,180
How's Jimmy?

432
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,240
Is Jimmy keeping well?

433
00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:49,480
Is he still watchtowering it up?

434
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,100
I have that one on loop lads.

435
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,300
It's the only tune I could find.

436
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,320
Only tune I could find.

437
00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,060
Pardon me.

438
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:05,280
Mac Tygoo.

439
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,880
Thank you very much for your tip.

440
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,640
Have you been approached by RT for any reality TV?

441
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,960
The slug could have a place on dancing with the stars.

442
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:16,580
Well.

443
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,900
It's a long time since I've spun the tools.

444
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:22,960
In these yokes.

445
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,300
But they can get around like.

446
00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:24,580
You know.

447
00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:28,180
They can fucking walk up and down town.

448
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,040
I'd like to see these lads in action in a ballroom setting.

449
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,640
A ballroom scenario.

450
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,560
Closed.

451
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:39,620
Not live.

452
00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:40,500
Broadcast.

453
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,440
But not live.

454
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:42,280
Rehearsal.

455
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,120
But yeah.

456
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,780
I fucking used to do a bit of cha-cha.

457
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,580
Back in the day.

458
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:53,700
This would have been.

459
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,480
A long time ago now.

460
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:55,820
Before.

461
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,740
Before Dickling was even born.

462
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,660
Before I met Mrs. Schlug even.

463
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:04,600
Yeah.

464
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,380
Foxtrot.

465
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,060
Cha-cha.

466
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:08,720
Tango.

467
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:09,540
Tango down.

468
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:11,340
Tango up.

469
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:15,700
Slip jig.

470
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:20,040
All the way back to the fucking hornpipe in the reel.

471
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,080
That's a different kind of jigging now.

472
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:24,960
Super C.

473
00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,260
Thank you very much Super C.

474
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:27,420
Thanks for the cozy stream.

475
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,240
Thanks for watching.

476
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:33,520
Very kind of you.

477
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,520
Thunder.

478
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:34,520
Thunder.

479
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,520
Thunder.

480
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:35,520
Thunder.

481
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:37,960
Thunder.

482
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:38,600
Scroar.

483
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:39,180
As well.

484
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:41,600
Give us the horoscope you say.

485
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,080
We're not even out of fucking.

486
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:44,980
Maura and Brian.

487
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:45,920
Oh Maura and Chris.

488
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,860
The Maura and Chris Diaries here.

489
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,500
By journalists.

490
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:54,020
Well.

491
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,380
There's no need to be naming names.

492
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,640
Even though these guys have been named.

493
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:58,860
They want to be named.

494
00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:00,120
You know.

495
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,480
These lads want to be named.

496
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:02,780
They fucking love.

497
00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:03,720
They love us.

498
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,400
They love being spied on these lads.

499
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,080
Or do they.

500
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,560
Maybe they could actually take the paper to court.

501
00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:14,260
Last Saturday.

502
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,300
They met pals Jordan.

503
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:15,840
Oh yeah.

504
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,520
We're right there.

505
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,400
They were out to the flat.

506
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,300
After they went to the fucking meal in Essex.

507
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:21,980
He was in.

508
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:22,860
Oh.

509
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,720
He got a rundown of what they were wearing.

510
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:26,480
Who are you wearing?

511
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:28,520
He was in a Hera t-shirt.

512
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:29,880
H.E.

513
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,540
Hera.

514
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,320
Shorts and headband.

515
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,440
Just as he would be on Monday.

516
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:37,640
Alright.

517
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,560
He was wearing the same.

518
00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:39,460
The same clabber.

519
00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:42,000
A separate source.

520
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,320
Told how the pair.

521
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:44,820
Were seen and heard.

522
00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:46,620
On Maura's patio.

523
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:47,520
Last Sunday.

524
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:52,940
Some crack.

525
00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:53,940
Patio.

526
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:58,780
Was it patio?

527
00:21:58,960 --> 00:21:59,780
Was it crazy paver?

528
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,140
The source said they were their hours chatting away.

529
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,960
Chris coupled up with Harley Brash.

530
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,660
In last July's 5th series.

531
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:10,780
But they split.

532
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,140
Soon after Lying for Beauty.

533
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:14,120
Maura.

534
00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:15,180
And.

535
00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:16,340
Curtis Pritchard.

536
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,420
Came forth.

537
00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:18,700
And were an item.

538
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,140
Until she ended it in March.

539
00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:20,460
Okay.

540
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:21,180
It's so confusing.

541
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,620
I'm glad that they had the last bit of fucking business in March.

542
00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:26,420
It's like then.

543
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,280
Why was he.

544
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,460
She's going out with Curtis.

545
00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:29,300
But what about Chris?

546
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:33,520
In September.

547
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,940
Chris visited Maura for a night out in Dublin.

548
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,380
Days later.

549
00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:39,580
The pair looked close.

550
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:41,860
As the TV.

551
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,480
At the TV Choice Awards.

552
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,500
And he often visited her on Dancing on Ice.

553
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:46,880
Where.

554
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,740
She was linked to.

555
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,120
Skate partner.

556
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:51,540
Alex Dimitrio.

557
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:53,980
Fair play Alex.

558
00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:58,200
He's some buck Alex Dimitrio for the slipping and sliding.

559
00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:03,140
He was born bladed.

560
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,660
He was born on ice.

561
00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:05,300
That lad.

562
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,060
I've seen him.

563
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:08,600
I've seen him glided around town.

564
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:09,900
During the winter months.

565
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,040
And during the summer.

566
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:13,720
He doesn't even need a sheet of ice.

567
00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:15,500
He's on the rollerblades.

568
00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:23,700
Oh.

569
00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:23,800
Oh.

570
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,300
He was going downtown.

571
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,300
So fucking fast.

572
00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:30,920
On those rollerblades.

573
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:31,880
I want her roller skates.

574
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,340
He did not realise.

575
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,700
That I was nipping in to fucking Sintra.

576
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,020
To buy some fags.

577
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,380
And didn't I swing open the fucking car door.

578
00:23:44,780 --> 00:23:46,480
And I knew now there was a gap left.

579
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,260
There wasn't.

580
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:47,440
Sorry.

581
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,800
There's not enough space.

582
00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:49,800
For a cyclist.

583
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,320
To buzz out.

584
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,360
But he was going fast.

585
00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:56,880
And he just hopped up.

586
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:58,120
He hopped up onto the curb.

587
00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,220
I opened the door.

588
00:23:59,320 --> 00:23:59,520
And then.

589
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:00,080
Bang.

590
00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:00,580
Clapper.

591
00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:01,140
Bash.

592
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:01,640
Crash.

593
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:02,200
Wallop.

594
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,880
Fuck you did.

595
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,500
I thought I'd fucking killed him.

596
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,720
But he was fucking sound like.

597
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,000
You know.

598
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,280
But I was angry.

599
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,220
And in retrospect.

600
00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:12,380
I shouldn't have been given out.

601
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:12,900
But I was like.

602
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,960
You fucking roller bollocks.

603
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:18,980
I could have killed you.

604
00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:20,900
He was like.

605
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,100
I'm fucking alive.

606
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:22,600
Am I not right?

607
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,120
Like you were going too fast.

608
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,080
I hope you had a fucking tachygraph.

609
00:24:28,620 --> 00:24:29,420
For the insurance.

610
00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:31,800
Said I've no tachygraph.

611
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,020
Take that tach now.

612
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:35,800
And fuck off.

613
00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:38,820
In retrospect.

614
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,680
That was the wrong way to deal with him.

615
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:42,780
And I apologize to Alex.

616
00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:44,060
A long time after that.

617
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:45,920
Took me a long time to.

618
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:46,300
To.

619
00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:47,560
Be the big man.

620
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:47,820
You know.

621
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,220
And fucking.

622
00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:49,920
Say I was sorry.

623
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,460
Flash month.

624
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:54,920
Chris.

625
00:24:55,580 --> 00:24:56,980
Who has a pad in London.

626
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,820
Posted a video of Maura.

627
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,040
Dancing in lingerie.

628
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:02,280
Jesus.

629
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:03,600
Christ.

630
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:06,200
With shots.

631
00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:07,260
Cut in.

632
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,180
Shots cut in.

633
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:10,700
So he went on the editor.

634
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,020
He must have an editor.

635
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:13,540
Who's editor.

636
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:14,060
What?

637
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:14,380
What?

638
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,080
With shots cut in.

639
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:17,720
Of him in a.

640
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:18,340
In a jo.

641
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,000
In a jo.

642
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:19,520
Jokey outfit.

643
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,620
I thought it's a jockey.

644
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,080
A jokey outfit.

645
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,920
Doesn't specify what kind of joke.

646
00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:26,000
Or what kind of outfit that was.

647
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:26,440
But anyway.

648
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,360
Maura replied.

649
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,220
I couldn't wait for this.

650
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,420
For what?

651
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:31,860
The fucking jokey outfit.

652
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:33,420
A fan wrote.

653
00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:35,040
Just kiss already.

654
00:25:35,460 --> 00:25:36,140
Jesus Christ.

655
00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:38,600
Doesn't it great.

656
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:39,640
That they fucking report.

657
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:40,700
On all the news.

658
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:40,940
On.

659
00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:45,840
On meaningless social media sites.

660
00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:46,740
And then it's.

661
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,020
It's repackaged.

662
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:48,740
And sold.

663
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:50,140
To the general public.

664
00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:53,920
Fucking great business model.

665
00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:56,460
I need to get into that business model myself now.

666
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,680
I need a printing press.

667
00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:01,380
I need to find a fucking printing press.

668
00:26:03,180 --> 00:26:04,540
I seen a Gutenberg.

669
00:26:04,820 --> 00:26:06,460
Printing press on Dundeele.

670
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:07,800
The last day.

671
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,100
There was a fucking Australian fellow down in Baal.

672
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,260
And he has.

673
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,000
The whole.

674
00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:15,500
Fucking.

675
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:16,400
Kick caboodle.

676
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,000
Gutenberg.

677
00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:19,600
Made in the middle ages.

678
00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:20,440
Made in fucking.

679
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:21,960
Enlightenment times.

680
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,040
I said how much?

681
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,000
He said 250.

682
00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:28,220
I said I'll give you 240.

683
00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:29,820
He said 240.

684
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:31,940
I said deal.

685
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,960
Shook the hand there.

686
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:35,880
Australian buck.

687
00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:36,300
I said.

688
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:37,720
That's a crocodile.

689
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:38,300
Done deal.

690
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:41,400
And then he wouldn't shake the fucking hand then.

691
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,720
He said that was a racist remark.

692
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,300
Told me to fuck off.

693
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:55,940
So I have no press.

694
00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:56,580
But I was luck.

695
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,520
I was gunning for one.

696
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:02,440
I might head down to Baal and Ann.

697
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,660
See if the Western people.

698
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,260
Although I'm not sure if they're fucking doing the printing.

699
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:07,640
The Western people.

700
00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:09,600
I don't think they do the printing down there.

701
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,440
They might do the type.

702
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,500
They don't print the page.

703
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:13,500
They don't print the page.

704
00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:21,520
Let's have a look here.

705
00:27:21,580 --> 00:27:22,280
Declan's mother.

706
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,240
Thank you very much for your tip, Declan's mother.

707
00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:28,920
Says you need to call me.

708
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:35,820
And that's from Ciaran McDermott.

709
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:49,740
You cannot be spitting and shaking hands.

710
00:27:49,740 --> 00:27:50,380
I understand.

711
00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:53,040
That was another thing he took umbrage to.

712
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,920
That you couldn't spit on the hand.

713
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,800
I said I thought that was the crack in Australia.

714
00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:02,820
You did all that stuff.

715
00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:06,560
Make sure I can get this.

716
00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:08,620
You might be getting more leather jacket than you are.

717
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:15,460
than my voice.

718
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:19,380
That'll do.

719
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:35,300
More jacket than men.

720
00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:43,900
We broke the back of the summer anyway.

721
00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:48,620
Fucking.

722
00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:50,460
Getting.

723
00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:51,320
Getting the days.

724
00:28:51,380 --> 00:28:53,040
It'll be getting shorter and winding in now.

725
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,520
So make the fucking most of it.

726
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,560
You'll not be long until you're sitting there.

727
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,140
Fucking dates of October, November.

728
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,020
And then fucking December.

729
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:05,940
Just remembering the.

730
00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:09,380
Remembering the fucking good old days.

731
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,440
Six months ago.

732
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,120
Three months ago.

733
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:13,560
Four months.

734
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,340
It's been patchy enough now.

735
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:25,340
Patchy enough summer.

736
00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:27,420
Weather-wise.

737
00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:38,020
There's been a couple of scorches like.

738
00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:39,920
There's been a few scorches.

739
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:40,600
But there hasn't.

740
00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:42,580
We haven't had a fucking great.

741
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:43,340
You know.

742
00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:43,760
Run over.

743
00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:45,120
Like we did last summer.

744
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,320
There was a couple of two week chunkers.

745
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:50,980
Last summer.

746
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,400
That blew it out the fucking water.

747
00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:55,860
And then the summer before that.

748
00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:56,800
The fucking drought.

749
00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:58,580
The grass turned yellow.

750
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,020
It was the summer that fucking made the grass go home.

751
00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:10,760
Hose pipe ban.

752
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:11,780
Too late.

753
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,200
Implemented too late.

754
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,460
And you had cows.

755
00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:16,220
Each fucking.

756
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,480
Do you know how much your cow takes?

757
00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:21,060
Like 136 litres a day.

758
00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:22,800
It's a lot of water.

759
00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:23,280
Like you know.

760
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:24,800
They're making milk.

761
00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:26,560
They're doing time.

762
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,720
They're on the pastures.

763
00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:31,220
They're eating grass.

764
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,500
They need to drink.

765
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,460
They're making milk.

766
00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:36,100
They're walking.

767
00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:37,380
They're fucking lounging.

768
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,920
They've a lot to be doing.

769
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,380
It's a lot of water.

770
00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:47,340
I have a few chip sticks here.

771
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,760
Correct me if I'm wrong about the 136 litres.

772
00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:03,540
Milk for the creamy stouts.

773
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,640
I wouldn't be surprised now if moultrie.

774
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,580
Here's me with the crisps.

775
00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:17,300
Multi.

776
00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:20,300
Multi.

777
00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:24,540
Multi.

778
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,020
Do you want to do a few chip sticks?

779
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,460
136 litres a day.

780
00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:38,040
Blue sky.

781
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:38,920
Thanks very much.

782
00:31:38,920 --> 00:32:01,780
Irish warrior has just come in with the truth bomb.

783
00:32:02,980 --> 00:32:05,080
That it's 165 litres a day.

784
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:11,200
If that's the case.

785
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,420
Why did you not discuss.

786
00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:16,340
Your welfare employment.

787
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:21,520
With the cow creamery.

788
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,460
Standards agency.

789
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:30,900
The elite creamery movement.

790
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:31,900
The elite creamery movement.

791
00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:37,480
Why did you not discuss.

792
00:32:39,820 --> 00:32:40,840
Your time.

793
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,620
At St. Kettle's creamery scouts movement.

794
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:54,260
Why did you not discuss your employment with cattle brosnan?

795
00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:02,900
You're a liar

796
00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:09,340
You're a liar

797
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:32,300
Cattle brosnan, cattle davits, cattle bear. Did you hear about the fucking town? The whole town has been overran by some farmers cows. They got into town and started taking, running over the shop.

798
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:35,900
Change the name.

799
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,600
To cattle bear.

800
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:54,600
Shlug looks like the cat who worked in the creamery. I feel like the cat who got the creamery there.

801
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,600
Steve Jennings, how are you? Thank you very much.

802
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,600
David Doren. Or David Doren, I beg your pardon.

803
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,600
Thank you very much.

804
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:18,600
For your kind hearted tip. I hope you're getting on well. You're having a nice Sunday evening.

805
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,600
She said, I was watching the fucking Liverpool and Everton game earlier on, boring.

806
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,600
I don't know what the fuck's going to happen there. What's going to happen next season?

807
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,600
When the new season starts, they'd want to have crowds in or something.

808
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:44,600
I'd nearly fucking suffer a dose of COVID just so that they let the crowds in and also that they get the championship back on.

809
00:34:47,600 --> 00:35:00,600
I think that the, the positive vibes that will come from being able to see the wall being kicked from inside the stadium of McHale Park, Croke Park.

810
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:07,600
That might have a fucking cure and effect on the, on the COVID. Don't quote me on that. That's just a theory.

811
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:16,600
Hershey. Thank you very much Hershey. Lovely bit of chocolate Hershey.

812
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,600
You ever see that American chocolate stuff Hershey's?

813
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:26,600
It's a bit gooey. It's a bit soggy.

814
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:34,600
But it's okay. Not as good as the stuff over here.

815
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:44,600
And I, I got done there, Steve Jennings. Thank you very much for talking shite about Cadbury's and saying how class Cadbury's.

816
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,600
And then there was a load of chocolate fucking regarders.

817
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,600
Who turned up to the house, started protesting outside saying,

818
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:58,600
"We've seen you doing a livestream talking about Cadbury's and you didn't even mention the fucking lint or the 95% cocoa buys."

819
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:06,600
They said, "Are you the fuck?" "Hold on a second. I'm after fucking waking up and you're outside protest.

820
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:19,600
Cause I'm not, I'm not saying, singing your song about the 95% cocoa. I tasted the 95% cocoa. It's like soot. It's like eating a bar of soot."

821
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,600
They said, "Fair enough, you have a point." And they fucked off.

822
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:33,600
But, eh, once you, if you step back to the protestors, if you protest back, they're not lying until they fucking go.

823
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,600
And that's, you can use that one the next time you've got them outside your house.

824
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,600
It's too bitter, Quip. It is too bitter.

825
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,600
That's nice, stout.

826
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,600
There'll be some crack when the fucking pumps are flowing.

827
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,600
You see that stout?

828
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,600
Being pumped out the fucking pump pipe.

829
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:04,600
At pace.

830
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:12,600
And Johnny down the bar there, he's got a brand new pacey little pump pipe installed during Covid.

831
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:14,600
He had to fucking find it.

832
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,600
He had to find lads out on the Japanese island of Okinawa.

833
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:24,600
Who fashion, who craft, who fashion, who craft, bespoke pint pumps.

834
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,600
He said, "Mere fucking steel."

835
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,600
"Mere fucking steel."

836
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,600
"Doesn't rush."

837
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:40,600
He said, "Tommy, just make sure you have a fucking tetanus when you, when you come in on the 29th."

838
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:45,600
"Because I haven't tested it out on the mass consumer yet."

839
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,600
"I don't want a fucking mass killing on my hands."

840
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,600
"I tell you that Pol Pot was a cunt."

841
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,600
"I've seen a documentary on YouTube about him the last day."

842
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:56,600
"Fucking bastard."

843
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,600
"I've seen a documentary on YouTube about him the last day."

844
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,600
"Fucking bastard."

845
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,600
"Tried to reset the clock to zero."

846
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,600
"Told all the lads that it was the year zero and that's..."

847
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,600
"I've seen a documentary on YouTube about him the last day."

848
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,600
"Fucking bastard."

849
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,600
"Tried to reset the clock to zero."

850
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,600
"Tried to reset the clock to zero."

851
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,600
"Tried to reset the clock to zero."

852
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:09,600
"Tried to reset the clock to zero."

853
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,600
"Tried to reset the clock to zero."

854
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,600
"Tried to reset the clock to zero."

855
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,600
"Tried to reset the clock to zero."

856
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,600
"Tried to reset the clock to zero."

857
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,600
"Tried to reset the clock to zero."

858
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:16,600
"Tried to reset the clock to zero."

859
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,600
"Tried to reset the clock to zero."

860
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:25,680
tried to reset the clock to zero. Told all the lads that it was the year zero and that...

861
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:33,120
I chopped this baby up. That they had to work on a big massive farm for the greater good of the populace.

862
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,640
He was a real asshole.

863
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:56,560
Look at that now. It's a real small, it's a tiny head but it's...

864
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,160
It's beginning to gain volume at pace.

865
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,720
It's rising like a lovely sourdough loaf in the oven.

866
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:22,800
Of a Monday morning. First day of the baking week. 5am. I used to be in the baking unit when I was in NATO.

867
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:31,680
Trump is gonna get rid of that now. NATO, not the baking unit. If NATO goes...

868
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:39,120
I don't know what the lads in the baking unit are gonna go to. They're probably just gonna have to go commercial. Just go back to the street.

869
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,120
Those lads, they've baked bread in...

870
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:43,120
...warzoots.

871
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,120
So I'm in.

872
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,800
They've a taste. They've a taste. They've a taste. Not just for the fuckin' lovely...

873
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,920
...floury... dough.

874
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,920
But they've a taste for war as well, you know.

875
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,680
Some of the fuckin' bread I baked.

876
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,520
Some of those environments.

877
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:34,160
You wouldn't believe it. You would not believe it. Kaseve. Kaseve. Fucking former Yugoslavia. Afghanistan. We did it all. We did it all. Crushed. No crushed. Sourdough. Pumpernickel.

878
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:56,560
Slice, pan. Batch. Crusty Cob. Tiger. Tiger or buckler. In my own personal favour. Old grain. By the batch or by the slice.

879
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:20,960
And that fucking thrump is up there. Gathering his posse around 19,000 people. 15,000 fucking people or whatever in that stadium. Shiting on about fucking walking down a ramp for 10 or 15 minutes. Does he not realise like?

880
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:34,060
That shows the fucking insecurity of the ego. His ego is fucked. It's true. It's so big it's like a hot air balloon. And he's fucking full of hot air as well.

881
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:45,260
For years the fucking democrats had to fucking come up with a decent enough candidate. And they have Joe Biden.

882
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:50,640
I know the guy has roots in Mayo or whatever. But I mean for fuck's sake.

883
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,480
You're going up against a fucking TV star. You need to have your...

884
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,480
Your fucking...

885
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:18,240
Geese in order. I'm not sure what you think about that now. I don't want to go all politicking. I don't want to be all politicking. Waste time.

886
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:27,240
Titsi Marbo, thank you very much. Very kind of you.

887
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:55,640
Try to ignore American politics in general. It's easier said than drunk because it's been forced into her faces. Why? Because they're supposed leaders of the free world. Terrible news.

888
00:42:55,640 --> 00:43:19,080
About some bachelor. Another bit of bad news. Kyle Walker is in a bit of bad trouble as well. Epstein, Jesus Christ.

889
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:48,440
Paris flat hideout of Epstein, Madam. So they found Maxwell. She's in Paris. Maxwell's ball toll is by the Israeli embassy in Paris. Next door to the Israeli embassy. Apartment block where Maxwell has been staying in Posh Avenue, Matignon. Matignon.

890
00:43:48,440 --> 00:44:03,320
Matignon. Apologies, sir. Man fancy a name, Pat, Rebyon. Eh. Same murder. Absolute murder. Fucking murder. Blue murder.

891
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:17,480
Futurist socialite, Ghislaine Maxwell has been hiding out in Paris. Close to Jeffrey Epstein's, or Jepstein for short, is 8 million. Pedopad.

892
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:31,280
I wonder is it on the market as, on Daft, the, whatever the French equivalent is of Daft. Luxury, luxury pedopad. 8.5 million.

893
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,080
Great to mean it is.

894
00:44:36,920 --> 00:45:03,660
Five bedrooms. Five bedrooms. Seven toilets. Two sitting rooms. A good room. And a fucking cupboard. Maxwell, one of the world's most wanted women, fled to France, where she was born. Alright. To avoid questioning in the US. Just some crack, isn't it? The fucking, can Interpol? Surely Interpol can, can get onto them.

895
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:19,660
The global police network now. Not the, uh, the indie band from... From the turn of the millennium. The early 2000s. The 58-year-old vanished from public life in 2016.

896
00:45:19,660 --> 00:45:33,420
Into a secret bolt hole. On Avenue Matignon. In, uh, Paris's exclusive 8th. Around this morning. To remain undetected.

897
00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:49,940
Some fucking born identity shit, this. Their luxurious property is linked to a millionaire business contact based in Normandy, who offered to let her use it, while the global hunt for her continued.

898
00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:57,540
Send in the fucking, uh, the special tech ops. Send in the special boys.

899
00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:00,740
They'll fucking smoke her out.

900
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,000
Or buy the apartment next door for a fucking lease.

901
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,300
Or lease it out and fucking move in undesirables.

902
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,180
Who stay up late and play fucking shite music.

903
00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:17,760
Smoke in the hallways and fucking have friends around.

904
00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:18,980
All the time.

905
00:46:22,100 --> 00:46:23,140
Imagine that worked.

906
00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:25,120
Just imagine that.

907
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,500
She remained in Paris during the virus crisis.

908
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,860
And hopes to benefit from her status as French citizen.

909
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:33,660
Avoid extradition.

910
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:38,400
She's laying in moving locations every month to keep private investigators off her tail.

911
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,120
And staying at the residences of trusted colleagues.

912
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,640
Fucking hell, man.

913
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,480
That is not a nice life.

914
00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:46,760
Imagine that.

915
00:46:58,180 --> 00:47:10,100
Wouldn't surprise me now if you have the fucking royal family and Trump and all these lads who are associated with Epstein.

916
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,520
Bankrolling Maxwell.

917
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,960
Even though she doesn't need to be bankrolled.

918
00:47:16,020 --> 00:47:17,140
She's probably all his estate.

919
00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:19,720
But they'll be definitely fucking advising.

920
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:22,080
They don't need her fucking speaking.

921
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:30,720
Meanwhile, the ground troops on the front line who have to do the job of trying to fucking hunt her down.

922
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,060
They're doing it.

923
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,740
Without the big support.

924
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:36,320
Like, you know.

925
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:45,280
Shadow of the fucking government figures and all sorts now saving Maxwell.

926
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,060
Crazy world.

927
00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:54,580
And Prince Andrew as well.

928
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:55,520
He needs to be questioned.

929
00:47:56,300 --> 00:47:57,880
And not on fucking question time.

930
00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:02,080
The BBC, if you think about it, like, he needs to be questioned by the feds.

931
00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:08,260
I have a good mind to give the fucking feds a ring there tomorrow or tonight.

932
00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:09,420
Might be a bit late now.

933
00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:11,540
Give them a ring in the morning and see if they're...

934
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:17,320
See if they've actually thought about maybe fucking paying a visit over, like, you know.

935
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,140
The Americans can fucking do what they want.

936
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,680
They can do what the fuck they want in the world.

937
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:23,720
The world is their oyster.

938
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:24,680
You know, they'll do it.

939
00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:26,400
Whatever they want, they'll go and do it.

940
00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:32,040
Doesn't mean she won't be prosecuted for her links to Websteam.

941
00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:35,380
But if she does end up facing charges, it'll be in France and not the US.

942
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,460
The French will do fuck all.

943
00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:47,580
Tyvek pouch.

944
00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:49,020
Thank you very much for your tip.

945
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:52,920
They don't have a bit of tippage.

946
00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:56,060
That's kind of you.

947
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,960
And Garda took my CBD.

948
00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:00,640
Thank you very much.

949
00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:03,840
I hope that you got over that horrible ordeal.

950
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:11,340
I've been dispossessed of your completely 100% illegal and safe CBD.

951
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:13,260
Not a placebo.

952
00:49:17,940 --> 00:49:22,400
Others claim to have seen Ghislaine Maxwell walking away from the Israeli embassy.

953
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,000
A fortified glass building.

954
00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:26,740
Why is it made out of glass?

955
00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:36,700
Hey, don't throw rocks if you live inside a fucking glass embassy.

956
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:40,980
Someone would want to tell the Israelis.

957
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,300
Others claim to have seen her walking away from the embassy.

958
00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:46,740
Blah, blah, blah.

959
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:51,580
It's guarded 24 hours a day by armed gendarmes.

960
00:49:52,260 --> 00:49:53,080
At checkpoints.

961
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,700
At either end of the street.

962
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,540
With undercover Mossad agents.

963
00:49:57,940 --> 00:49:59,020
Patrolling regularly.

964
00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:07,380
Maxwell's closeness to the Israeli embassy is likely to fuel conspiracy theories about who's protecting her.

965
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:12,200
It has been claimed she was a foreign intelligence asset.

966
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,380
Working for Israel.

967
00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:16,360
Fucking hell.

968
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:18,440
She is undercover, man.

969
00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:20,900
She is fucking under lock and key.

970
00:50:20,940 --> 00:50:24,220
She is a glass house.

971
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,080
Kibbutz liver.

972
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:36,800
Oh.

973
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:38,840
No ifs.

974
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:40,080
No kibbutz.

975
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:41,400
Good luck.

976
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,520
Her exact whereabouts remain a mystery.

977
00:50:44,660 --> 00:50:47,700
But she is said to be determined to stay in Paris.

978
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:49,560
She first vanished.

979
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:57,520
When prosecutors began re-examining hundreds of criminal complaints against her former boyfriend Epstein.

980
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,100
In the autumn of 2016.

981
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,700
The Sun has offered 10 grand.

982
00:51:02,380 --> 00:51:03,380
Fucking hell reward.

983
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,500
To anyone who can provide information.

984
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:10,520
Which directly results in us.

985
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,200
Us being the Sun newspaper.

986
00:51:12,460 --> 00:51:14,460
Successfully making contact with her in person.

987
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:20,300
I don't think the Sun newspaper is going to get into the Israeli embassy.

988
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:21,620
For 10 grand.

989
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,780
The last public sighting was said to have been last August.

990
00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:31,480
When she was photographed in LA.

991
00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:32,300
Fast food.

992
00:51:32,980 --> 00:51:33,420
Joint.

993
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:35,380
Sorry.

994
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:35,820
A bit of.

995
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,440
A bit of a booze bop.

996
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:39,780
She was in.

997
00:51:39,860 --> 00:51:41,260
She was in a burger joint in LA.

998
00:51:41,380 --> 00:51:42,400
Called In and Out Burger.

999
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,500
This is Maxwell now.

1000
00:51:44,580 --> 00:51:45,340
She has the fuck.

1001
00:51:45,380 --> 00:51:46,640
She knows where the bodies are buried.

1002
00:51:48,620 --> 00:51:50,800
By CIA spies.

1003
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:52,520
But the pictures.

1004
00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:55,140
Taken just days after Epstein committed.

1005
00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:56,520
Committed suicide.

1006
00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:57,020
Now.

1007
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:58,220
It's not in quotes in here.

1008
00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:58,400
But.

1009
00:51:59,100 --> 00:51:59,980
Thought I'd throw it in.

1010
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:01,540
In jail.

1011
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:05,760
Were later exposed as photoshopped fakes.

1012
00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:08,340
Wasn't he fucking committing suicide?

1013
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,060
A week or two after getting bit.

1014
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:20,040
I heard he got fucking jumped by a gang of fucking lads who were on the clock.

1015
00:52:20,780 --> 00:52:32,440
Some fucker.

1016
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:32,520
Some fucker.

1017
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:38,440
What is it about billionaires?

1018
00:52:41,260 --> 00:52:44,260
You know, that kind of shady world, you know, is it deep?

1019
00:52:44,260 --> 00:52:48,260
It just goes to fucking show you, no matter how much money and power you get.

1020
00:52:51,260 --> 00:52:56,260
It doesn't fucking make things any better, like, you know, it doesn't make you any better as a person.

1021
00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:57,260
You could be fucked.

1022
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,260
It makes you fucking worse.

1023
00:53:03,260 --> 00:53:05,260
It makes you probably fucking worse.

1024
00:53:05,260 --> 00:53:17,260
I was speaking to Tom down at the post office the other day. He had a package.

1025
00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:29,260
Don't know what it was, but he was saying Bill Gates, who made microdots, was fucking doing charity work the globe over.

1026
00:53:29,260 --> 00:53:34,260
But he had shady stuff in the cupboard.

1027
00:53:36,260 --> 00:53:38,260
Because he wasn't letting animal.

1028
00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:52,260
Shady, boys.

1029
00:53:54,260 --> 00:53:59,260
See what you're saying about that, if you know anything about Gates.

1030
00:54:00,260 --> 00:54:03,260
And another thing, whatever about Bill Gates.

1031
00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:08,260
Has anybody fucking stopped to fucking ask Gareth Gates?

1032
00:54:10,260 --> 00:54:13,260
Has anybody even fucking, does anybody even know what Gareth Gates is?

1033
00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:18,260
He could hold a tune, that lad.

1034
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:22,260
I tell you, he's not been singing any tunes lately.

1035
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:26,260
Get a hold of fucking Gareth Gates, he'll fucking sing a few tunes.

1036
00:54:27,260 --> 00:54:28,260
He's not singing tunes now, why?

1037
00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:30,260
Because the tunes he's not...

1038
00:54:31,260 --> 00:54:32,260
If he sings those tunes,

1039
00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:35,260
and the fucking FBI, the CIA,

1040
00:54:36,260 --> 00:54:37,260
all those lads will be on.

1041
00:54:38,260 --> 00:54:42,260
Terence O.R., thank you very much for your kind-hearted tip Terence.

1042
00:54:43,260 --> 00:54:45,260
Can you please give a shout-out to Carol Madden?

1043
00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:48,260
Carol, I hope you're getting on well, buddy.

1044
00:54:49,260 --> 00:54:51,260
Thanks for tuning in.

1045
00:54:56,260 --> 00:55:00,260
Steve Jennings remembered the summer full of wasps there, 10 or 12 years ago.

1046
00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:02,260
What the fuck was going on that year?

1047
00:55:03,260 --> 00:55:03,260
I don't know, it was wasp.

1048
00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:05,260
It was wasp or bust.

1049
00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:08,260
It was saying wash your hands now,

1050
00:55:09,260 --> 00:55:10,260
but back then it was fucking wasp your hands.

1051
00:55:11,260 --> 00:55:13,260
I remember getting up one morning to wash the face.

1052
00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:14,260
I turned the tap on.

1053
00:55:15,260 --> 00:55:15,260
Cold tap.

1054
00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:16,260
Just wasps.

1055
00:55:17,260 --> 00:55:17,260
Came out.

1056
00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:19,260
It's like that film.

1057
00:55:20,260 --> 00:55:21,260
Fucking Candyman or Handyman.

1058
00:55:23,260 --> 00:55:24,260
Remember that?

1059
00:55:24,260 --> 00:55:25,260
I think they're making a remake of it.

1060
00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:27,260
If you look into the mirror,

1061
00:55:28,260 --> 00:55:30,260
and you see Handyman five times,

1062
00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:33,260
some fella comes around and fucking fix the pipes,

1063
00:55:34,260 --> 00:55:38,260
and does a bit of work on the botched electrics in the house.

1064
00:55:42,260 --> 00:55:43,260
Crazy.

1065
00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:55,260
There was another one Francis was telling us about as well.

1066
00:55:56,260 --> 00:55:57,260
It was a blue movie called Randyman.

1067
00:55:58,260 --> 00:56:01,260
Well, if you look in the mirror and you see Randyman five times.

1068
00:56:02,260 --> 00:56:08,260
Well, I'm not going to say, but let's just say there was no need for the old blue pills anyway.

1069
00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:12,260
That's Maxwell's.

1070
00:56:13,260 --> 00:56:14,260
That's fucking Maxwell there.

1071
00:56:14,260 --> 00:56:15,260
She's in the Israelis.

1072
00:56:16,260 --> 00:56:16,260
The Israeli embassy.

1073
00:56:21,260 --> 00:56:22,260
I'm not going to say that.

1074
00:56:22,260 --> 00:56:22,260
I'm not going to say that.

1075
00:56:22,260 --> 00:56:23,260
I'm not going to say that.

1076
00:56:23,260 --> 00:56:24,260
I'm not going to say that.

1077
00:56:24,260 --> 00:56:25,260
I'm not going to say that.

1078
00:56:25,260 --> 00:56:26,260
I'm not going to say that.

1079
00:56:26,260 --> 00:56:27,260
I'm not going to say that.

1080
00:56:27,260 --> 00:56:28,260
I'm not going to say that.

1081
00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:29,260
I'm not going to say that.

1082
00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:30,260
I'm not going to say that.

1083
00:56:30,260 --> 00:56:31,260
I'm not going to say that.

1084
00:56:31,260 --> 00:56:32,260
I'm not going to say that.

1085
00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:33,260
I'm not going to say that.

1086
00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:34,260
I'm not going to say that.

1087
00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:35,260
I'm not going to say that.

1088
00:56:35,260 --> 00:56:36,260
I'm not going to say that.

1089
00:56:36,260 --> 00:56:37,260
I'm not going to say that.

1090
00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:38,260
I'm not going to say that.

1091
00:56:38,260 --> 00:56:39,260
I'm not going to say that.

1092
00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:40,260
I'm not going to say that.

1093
00:56:40,260 --> 00:56:41,260
I'm not going to say that.

1094
00:56:41,260 --> 00:56:42,260
I'm not going to say that.

1095
00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:43,260
I'm not going to say that.

1096
00:56:43,260 --> 00:56:44,260
I'm not going to say that.

1097
00:56:44,260 --> 00:56:45,260
I'm not going to say that.

1098
00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:46,260
I'm not going to say that.

1099
00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:47,260
I'm not going to say that.

1100
00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:48,260
I'm not going to say that.

1101
00:56:48,260 --> 00:56:49,260
I'm not going to say that.

1102
00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:50,260
I'm not going to say that.

1103
00:56:50,260 --> 00:56:51,260
I'm not going to say that.

1104
00:56:51,260 --> 00:56:52,260
I'm not going to say that.

1105
00:56:52,260 --> 00:56:53,260
I'm not going to say that.

1106
00:56:53,260 --> 00:56:54,260
I'm not going to say that.

1107
00:56:54,260 --> 00:56:55,260
I'm not going to say that.

1108
00:56:55,260 --> 00:56:56,260
I'm not going to say that.

1109
00:56:56,260 --> 00:56:57,260
I'm not going to say that.

1110
00:56:57,260 --> 00:56:58,260
I'm not going to say that.

1111
00:56:58,260 --> 00:56:59,260
I'm not going to say that.

1112
00:56:59,260 --> 00:57:00,260
I'm not going to say that.

1113
00:57:00,260 --> 00:57:01,260
I'm not going to say that.

1114
00:57:01,260 --> 00:57:02,260
I'm not going to say that.

1115
00:57:02,260 --> 00:57:03,260
I'm not going to say that.

1116
00:57:03,260 --> 00:57:04,260
I'm not going to say that.

1117
00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:05,260
I'm not going to say that.

1118
00:57:05,260 --> 00:57:06,260
I'm not going to say that.

1119
00:57:06,260 --> 00:57:07,260
I'm not going to say that.

1120
00:57:07,260 --> 00:57:08,260
I'm not going to say that.

1121
00:57:08,260 --> 00:57:09,260
I'm not going to say that.

1122
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:10,260
I'm not going to say that.

1123
00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:14,260
Timeline of Epstein here.

1124
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:18,260
20 year link of Prince.

1125
00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:25,260
In 1999 Prince Andrew was first thought to have met Jeff Epstein through mutual pal Maxwell.

1126
00:57:25,260 --> 00:57:31,260
Both Epstein and Maxwell attended a party at Windsor Castle.

1127
00:57:31,260 --> 00:57:32,260
Fuck off.

1128
00:57:32,260 --> 00:57:34,260
Sure the royals were in it.

1129
00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:36,260
The royals were on it.

1130
00:57:36,260 --> 00:57:46,500
Andrew is alleged to have schlepped with all these fucking girls.

1131
00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,500
Jesus Christ.

1132
00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:49,340
The royal has denied the claims.

1133
00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:52,500
Epstein strikes plead with the US.

1134
00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:54,020
Epstein released from prison.

1135
00:57:54,020 --> 00:57:57,820
Duke quits over the rule in 2011.

1136
00:57:57,820 --> 00:58:03,500
Virginia Roberts, Prince Andrew, US reexamined.

1137
00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:09,500
Fucking crazy.

1138
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:11,780
Fucking crazy man.

1139
00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:16,860
They say Maxwell's father was killed by Masset.

1140
00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:19,780
Crazy isn't it?

1141
00:58:19,780 --> 00:58:23,940
If it's through its...I don't know what to believe.

1142
00:58:23,940 --> 00:58:30,980
There's so much double crossing and towing and throwing going on.

1143
00:58:30,980 --> 00:58:34,660
The RD have busted a big load of drugs that have been piling into the country.

1144
00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:35,980
6.66 million.

1145
00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:36,980
666.

1146
00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:38,980
Number of the beast.

1147
00:58:38,980 --> 00:58:54,980
In one raid a Dublin man was arrested in Amsterdam when cocaine was 112...1.12 million was found after Dutch cops stormed the flat.

1148
00:58:54,980 --> 00:59:00,980
In another raid herbal cannabis was discovered hidden in a container.

1149
00:59:00,980 --> 00:59:01,980
Load of fruit coming into the country.

1150
00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:02,980
Fruit and veg.

1151
00:59:02,980 --> 00:59:03,980
Fruit and veg.

1152
00:59:03,980 --> 00:59:05,980
Fucking electric lettuce.

1153
00:59:05,980 --> 00:59:07,980
Fucking electric lettuce.

1154
00:59:07,980 --> 00:59:09,980
Crazy cabbage.

1155
00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:12,980
That's what that was.

1156
00:59:12,980 --> 00:59:17,980
Lockdown lettuce.

1157
00:59:17,980 --> 00:59:20,980
I know a few lads who were on the lockdown lettuce.

1158
00:59:20,980 --> 00:59:22,980
The past while.

1159
00:59:22,980 --> 00:59:24,980
Fucking cabbage patched.

1160
00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:26,980
Meat and veg lads as well.

1161
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:27,980
Max Darwin knows all about it.

1162
00:59:27,980 --> 00:59:28,980
Curly kale.

1163
00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:29,980
What the fuck?

1164
00:59:29,980 --> 00:59:35,980
A new tool kit designed to help people working with refugees and immigrants has been launched.

1165
00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:37,980
The refugee resettlement kit.

1166
00:59:37,980 --> 00:59:38,980
What is it?

1167
00:59:38,980 --> 00:59:39,980
Is this a fucking app?

1168
00:59:39,980 --> 00:59:40,980
Is this on the app store?

1169
00:59:40,980 --> 00:59:41,980
Available on new Android iOS.

1170
00:59:41,980 --> 00:59:44,980
Devised by migrant NGO Doris in association with the UNHCR.

1171
00:59:44,980 --> 00:59:46,980
Is aimed at people working in resettlement and community sponsorship.

1172
00:59:46,980 --> 00:59:53,460
and immigrants has been launched. The Refugee Resettlement Kit. What is it? Is this a fucking app?

1173
00:59:53,460 --> 01:00:02,740
Is this on the App Store? Available on new Android iOS. Devised by migrant NGO Doris in association with the UNHCR.

1174
01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:12,020
Is aimed at people working in resettlement and community sponsorship. Free online resource.

1175
01:00:12,020 --> 01:00:41,500
A search has been launched after a young man escaped from a Garda station. Now, keep your eyes peeled for this lad. The incident happened at around 8.30pm on Wednesday night in Drada Garda station. Drada. It is understood that the 22 year old was being held for an alleged theft.

1176
01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:51,500
He is believed to be from West Dublin area. Garda are currently on the hunt for the individual and investigations are continuing.

1177
01:00:53,500 --> 01:01:11,500
A spokeswoman said Garda and Drada are investigating an incident of a man. 22. Unlawfully at large investigations ongoing. So, repetition of what they told us there in the previous paragraph. Paragraph.

1178
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:25,500
Jack Whitehall has been in the news here. The comedian. He said that he was sacked as a waiter when he was starting out in comedy. Which is...

1179
01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:31,500
I'll tell you where you went wrong now Jack. You shouldn't have been waiting tables. You should have been telling jokes on the fucking stage.

1180
01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:41,500
Because he was trying out new material on customers. Alright okay, so he wasn't on stage. He was in a side job okay, I understand. Sorry Jack.

1181
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:50,500
The comedian told the BBC Saturday kitchen that a diner complained to his manager that he was spending too much time talking to them.

1182
01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:59,500
Whitehall said I was a waiter once and I got sacked because I started doing stand up comedy and the manager had a complete...

1183
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:02,500
It's the same thing as what it said dogs.

1184
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:06,500
Filling out the pages I suppose.

1185
01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:10,500
They have to be filled out otherwise what's gonna go in just...

1186
01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:13,500
Stories that are free on the internet.

1187
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:18,500
That was probably from the fucking internet for free anyway.

1188
01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:22,500
But you know what, it's great to have it written on paper.

1189
01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:24,500
Antiquated.

1190
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:32,500
I like all my social media repackaged, repurposed on paper and then sold back to... sold to me.

1191
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:36,500
The customers wouldn't mind but the jokes were cack.

1192
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:38,500
Said Antonio Prolo.

1193
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:40,500
I hope you're getting on well Antonio.

1194
01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:44,500
Terence thanks for the tip.

1195
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:46,500
As well as...

1196
01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:48,500
Irish lad...

1197
01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:52,500
Who says...

1198
01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:55,500
Happy anniversary to my old pair.

1199
01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:57,500
Cahil and Nora.

1200
01:02:58,500 --> 01:02:59,500
Donegal for Sam.

1201
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:01,500
Thank you very much.

1202
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:04,500
And also N-N-T-N-T-C thank you very much.

1203
01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:06,500
Be careful what you say on stream Tommy.

1204
01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:08,500
We don't want you to...

1205
01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:10,500
We don't want you to...

1206
01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:11,500
We don't want you disappeared.

1207
01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:14,500
Because I don't want to be disappeared either.

1208
01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:16,500
I don't want to be fucking disappeared.

1209
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:20,500
I don't want to be fucking disappeared.

1210
01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:22,500
For talking about Epstein.

1211
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,500
Or Maxwell.

1212
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:24,500
Or any of those lads.

1213
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:24,500
Thanks for the tip.

1214
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:24,500
Elon Musk.

1215
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:24,500
He's some fucking buck isn't he for the money and the rockets.

1216
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:25,500
Elon Musk.

1217
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:25,500
He sold a million...

1218
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:26,500
Sold one of his homes for 26 million.

1219
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:27,500
According to reports.

1220
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,500
The Tesla boss said...

1221
01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:28,500
The home...

1222
01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:29,500
Which is in...

1223
01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:30,500
Bel Air.

1224
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:31,500
In Los Angeles.

1225
01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:32,460
Thanks for the tip.

1226
01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:35,740
Elon Musk.

1227
01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:40,480
He's some fucking buck, isn't he, for the money and the rockets.

1228
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:48,360
Elon Musk sold one of his homes for $26 million, according to reports.

1229
01:03:49,220 --> 01:03:58,520
The Tesla boss said the home, which is in Bel Air, in Los Angeles,

1230
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:11,540
he sold it to a farm tied to Chinese billionaire, William Ding.

1231
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,880
Fucking ding ding jackpot.

1232
01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:19,720
So if it's $26 million, you're in the fucking money, Musk.

1233
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:26,280
Musk, if you're watching, if you want to come down to me, give us a shout.

1234
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:28,740
We'll take you out and see the sights.

1235
01:04:29,780 --> 01:04:33,220
You can do a rocket launch out here if you want.

1236
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,380
I know a lad who has a field.

1237
01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:36,240
Fuck all going on.

1238
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:44,940
There's no, it's shite, shite, you know, for the, there's no animals on it because it's shite for the grass.

1239
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:48,400
It's not fertile.

1240
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,740
So he does use it for fucking old bangers.

1241
01:04:51,740 --> 01:04:58,680
So you could fucking go out there and launch one of your rockets or do any of your test launches or whatever the fuck you're doing.

1242
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:09,140
Musk told Twitter that he was selling up, writing, I'm selling almost all physical possessions.

1243
01:05:09,540 --> 01:05:11,140
We'll own no house.

1244
01:05:12,420 --> 01:05:15,920
He added just one stipulation on the sale.

1245
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:19,100
I own Gene Wilder's old house.

1246
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:23,340
It cannot be turned down or lose any of its soul.

1247
01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:29,060
That's Gene Wilder's the fucking chocolate man.

1248
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:32,660
Willie Wanker.

1249
01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:35,740
There was a lad down town.

1250
01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:37,520
He was an absolute fucking gobshite.

1251
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,840
He used to be coming in fucking, was it William?

1252
01:05:42,020 --> 01:05:44,020
The fuck was his fucking name now?

1253
01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:50,720
William Gwist or something.

1254
01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:51,980
Can't remember anyway.

1255
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:53,900
What are you fucking name?

1256
01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:55,200
He was mad into the chocolate.

1257
01:05:55,820 --> 01:05:57,480
Did the other fucking have a name for him?

1258
01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:58,440
Willie Wanker.

1259
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,680
Willie Wanker and the chocolate bar addiction.

1260
01:06:08,540 --> 01:06:11,100
I came out with one of the nights and I was like,

1261
01:06:12,740 --> 01:06:15,600
Hey, Charlie and the Dickhead Factory.

1262
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:20,220
And no one really laughed now.

1263
01:06:21,580 --> 01:06:25,260
I only realised in retrospect this didn't really make any sense.

1264
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:31,920
That's the pint down anyway.

1265
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:34,240
That's the stout in the can.

1266
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:35,300
Or out of the can.

1267
01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:36,340
It's inside this can.

1268
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:42,340
Thank you very much for your tip there, Daisy.

1269
01:06:44,380 --> 01:06:44,780
Medical.

1270
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,300
I hope you're getting on well.

1271
01:06:47,820 --> 01:06:48,940
Out of the fucking Daisy, Jane.

1272
01:06:51,020 --> 01:06:52,140
Yeah, we're luckier now.

1273
01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,120
We'll say goodnight and God bless.

1274
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:58,640
Roald Dahl did actually write a novel along with his kids books.

1275
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:00,520
I'd like to read that.

1276
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:01,100
I'd like to see that.

1277
01:07:01,620 --> 01:07:03,420
The Roald Dahl book now.

1278
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,280
The fucking, was it an autobiography?

1279
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:06,600
Boy.

1280
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:08,220
That's a good one now.

1281
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:09,920
Good book.

1282
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:16,360
We'll see you later anyway.

1283
01:07:19,180 --> 01:07:20,140
We're going to get off.

1284
01:07:20,140 --> 01:07:22,160
The face is going to be absolutely cabbaged.

1285
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:23,840
By tomorrow.

1286
01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:25,960
Because of these fucking midges.

1287
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,240
David Oce, have a good night.

1288
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,580
Thanks very much for watching everyone.

1289
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:40,260
We'll talk to you later on.

1290
01:07:40,300 --> 01:07:41,440
We'll be back in the pub soon.

1291
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:43,040
They're going to be opening up soon.

1292
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:45,280
It's going to be a 90 minute smash and grab.

1293
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:47,320
105 minute smash and grab.

1294
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:48,160
Get in, get out.

1295
01:07:48,220 --> 01:07:49,020
Get the pints drunk.

1296
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:50,440
Get out.

1297
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,560
On 104 minutes.

1298
01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:58,620
Around the fucking corner where you have the box full of disguises and the jokey suits.

1299
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:01,680
I might get on to Maura Higgins' boyfriend for a jokey suit.

1300
01:08:02,380 --> 01:08:04,940
And head back into the pub after I've been bowed.

1301
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,300
We'll talk to you later on anyway.

1302
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:08,220
Best of luck.

1303
01:08:14,940 --> 01:08:16,020
Good night and God bless.

1304
01:08:16,020 --> 01:08:46,000
Good night.

1305
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,000
Good night.

1306
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,000
Good night.

1307
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,000
Good night.

1308
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,000
Good night.

1309
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:50,000
Good night.

1310
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,000
Good night.

1311
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:51,000
Good night.

1312
01:08:51,000 --> 01:09:20,980
Thank you.

1313
01:09:20,980 --> 01:09:50,960
Thank you.

1314
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:51,960
Bye.
